Tradden reached out, found a handhold on the stonework and pulled himself through the window.
[Tradden: Athletics Check: 1d20+7: 9] – failure!
It was difficult to squeeze through, and he had to go backwards at one point, his feet right on the
edge of the entrance. Despite his care his foot slipped, and he tumbled backwards onto the floor and
smashed against a wooden post, catching a short shaft sticking out at the bottom of his back.
For a second he was stunned and remained motionless, then the shaft that supported him started to move and
there was a loud grating, of metal on stone. He caught himself and grabbed the shaft, stopping it turning,
which in turn stopped the noise.
The post seemed to be a cog of some kind, the shaft that had so rudely bludgeoned his back one of the teeth,
with stout chains wrapped around the cog's sturdy base. Another of the posts sat a couple of dozen feet
away to his south.
As he rose, he let the tooth slip a little and it turned a foot or so with that same grating noise and he
quickly grabbed it and stopped whatever he was happening.
With his hand firmly keeping the cog in place he took a good look around. He was in a long corridor, running
along the front of the gatehouse. There were doors, all closed, at various points in the eastern wall. There
was nothing else of interest apart from the two cogs until suddenly, a door to his south opened up and the
helmed hed of an orc looked up the corridor with a surprised look on its face.
The orc at the doorway appeared to be very confused, but quickly regained its composure, barking out an
order in a tongue that Tradden did not understand in the slightest. The intent, however, the young fighter
did understand. It was calling for help.
Seeing Tradden was unarmed, it smiled and drew a short but wicked sword from its belt. This orc wasn't
one of the brutes from down in the courtyard, it looked to have a bit more about it than those. Along with
its helm it wore a ring-mailed shirt with patches of plate coverings at some of the sensitive areas. It
also moved forwards with grace and purpose, rather than a simple charge of some of the other orcs he had
met.
[Orc #56: Move: NW, N, N, N, N]
It moved around the cog and headed towards the young fighter, who was still holding onto the cog. There, it
took a moment, before chopping down towards Tradden's head.
[Orc #56: Melee Weapon Attack – Shortsword]
[Attack: 1d20+5: 18 vs Tradden's AC (17)] – hits!
[Damage: 1d6+3: 8]
Tradden tried to dodge to one side without letting go of the cog, but the blade caught him on his shoulder
anyway.
Another orc appeared in the doorway, responding to the earlier barked order. It already looked to be armed
and also aware that there were intruders. It took a look up the corridor.
Tradden had little time to think, which is just as well as he was now squaring up a fast approaching orc
without any weapons drawn. His subconsciousness forehead-smacked itself and did the heavy lifting, sending
the necessary messages to his brain and arms to reach backward and unsheathe his swords from his back
holster. As he did so, he also involuntarily let his grip on the cog mechanism go, and it started to turn
again. The sound of clanking chains meant something, but there was no time to focus on that.
…firstly in long arcs to make an “X” with frost-edged Narcissus, and then with
rhythmic timing across the midriff with his short sword.
Still grinning, the orc started to crumple, the wide, searing scars telling the story of a creature dead
before it hit the ground.
It never did hit the ground, at least not fully. Emboldened by its earlier success, Tradden's
subconscious was on a power trip and called for the fighter's right leg to kick out and hook the
creature's limp body into the cog mechanism as it fell. There was a loud crunch, and then a loud
squelch caused by wood grinding to a halt against green flesh and bone.
Tradden risked a quick glance behind him as he adopted a new battle pose, and noted the doors behind him.
There sure were a lot of them in this room, but they would have to wait.
As Tradden quickly scanned the door behind him the nearest one suddenly opened. A rush of hot air and a
grey-brown steam leapt out of the doorway and filled the corridor, then dispersing somewhat through the
windows he had come from. The heat itself was bordering on uncomfortable, but it was the smell that wrinkled
the young fighter's nose.
[Orc #17: Move: SW, W, NW, W]
The smell reminded him a little of a store towards the end of Shinbone Alley that purported to sell food.
They had a cook that used to put everything in a pot and leave it cooking for weeks. Most of it was
rancid. The fumes leaving the room as the door was opened was just like that. The orc, unarmoured and
dressed in a simple apron, held a large wooden spoon, that it quickly grabbed as though it were a prized
weapon and stepped out into the corridor behind him.
The room the orc had vacated was hazy to see into, the strange coloured steam and cloud blocking most of it,
but Tradden thought he spied another two orcs alongside what appeared to be a giant cooking pot atop a stone
ringed fire.
Whatever it was that the orcs in the room were doing in the heat and the cloud they continued to do so,
ignoring Tradden now that one of their comrades had headed out to slay the puny human.
Despite the heat around the fire and the cauldron, one of the orcs leaned above it, a great wooden ladle or
spoon in its arms, stirring whatever they were boiling up.
He then sliced across the chest of the next one, causing a shriek of pain.
Again chancing a quick look around, Tradden sped the orcs through the open door. They clearly knew he was
there, but were ignoring him. That meant they were up to something. Whatever it was, it couldn't be
good.
[Tradden: Move: …] – interrupted!
Taking advantage of the fact that one of the orcs next to him was still trying to pull its sword out of the
wooden cog mechanism, Tradden waltzed, literally, backwards.
[Orc #29: Melee Weapon Attack – Shortsword]
[Attack: 1d20+5: 8 vs Tradden's AC (19)] – misses!
The other orc tried to swing, but with Tradden's step, slide, step he picked the wrong foot movement,
and his blade went wide with Tradden's slide.
[Tradden: Move: …, E, E]
Tradden kept up the 3/4 time until he was right next to one of the orcs tending to… whatever it was.
That was when the full power of the odour hit him.
[Bubbling Cauldron: Noxious Fumes]
[Radius 10ft centred on D5] with [Damage: 1d10: 1]
Shaking his head he managed to clear it, but clearly this was not a great place to be, on reflection. What
was this place? His eyes felt like he had just chopped a couple of onions — through the
haze he could make out a big pot where the orcs were cooking up something rancid to a very high
temperature…
Startled at the intruder's entrance the orc nearest the pot only gaped at Tradden. The human thing
was coming close and it needed to defend itself.
[Orc #81: Melee Weapon Attack – Great Wooden Spoon]
[Attack: 1d20+5: 18 vs Tradden's AC (19)] – misses!
It swung the spoon it held in a wide arc, aiming for Tradden's head. It almost caught the young
fighter by surprise, but he managed to duck at the last second and the club went sailing over his head.
[Tradden Save (DC14) vs Dexterity: 1d20+3: 22] – success!
[Damage: 6]
It yanked the spoon out of the pot and threw the liquid from the bowl of the spoon towards Tradden. The
spray, however, covered everyone next to the pot. Both orcs cried out. The liquid was scoldingly hot and
where it landed on skin it burnt like the fires of the Nine Hells.
As the vapours once again assailed his senses, this time he couldn't fight back the gagging motion,
leading to the unfortunate effect of him taking a big breath in. That… did… not…
feel… good…
Tradden's subconscious was wearing a damp rag over its mouth however, and focused him enough so that he
could continue to strike out at the nearby orcs.
The greenskin that had been the main source of his attacks previously took a stab to the stomach, and
crumpled with a dying growl. Summoning all his concentration the fighter then looked to nick the neck of the
other as he withdrew the frosty longsword.
[Tradden: Melee Weapon Attack – Frost Longsword]
[Attack vs Orc #81's AC: 1d20+8: 13] – unknown!
[Tradden: Combat Manoeuvre – Precision Attack]
[Tradden expends one Superiority Die to gain a 1d8: 3 bonus to the attack roll]
By his point Tradden was seriously faltering, and whilst he waved his short sword in the direction of
another orc, frankly he may as well not have bothered as the attempt was high, wide and not particularly
handsome.
It was that damn cauldron! What WAS all that about? Tradden tried to bring it into focus, but his eyes still
remained sore.
The remaining armoured orc did seem to have a look of panic in its eyes now. The intruder had swiftly
dispatched many of its kin and it didn't seem to want to be next.
[Orc #73: Move: S]
It moved to block the door, uncertain of what to do. Wildly, it decided to make a swing with its weapon.
[Orc #73: Melee Weapon Attack – Shortsword]
[Attack: 1d20+5: 11 vs Tradden's AC (19)] – misses!
It was indeed a wild swing and the creature started to back through the door.
[Orc #73: Move: …] – interrupted!
Sensing the orc was making a bolt for it, Tradden stepped forward and lunged with his sword.
[Tradden: Melee Weapon Attack – Frost Longsword]
[Attack vs Orc #73's AC: 1d20+8: 9] – critical miss!
Tradden spluttered with the noxious fumes at the same time that he made his swing and it went desperately
wide of the mark. The orc continued to back out of the door.
[Orc #73: Move: …, W, N, N, E, E]
When it had got a little space between itself and gthe young fighter it turned to the north and fled.
It didn't slip Tradden's mind that there was another orc somewhere, that had fled up the corridor
and through one of the doors, just like the one that had escaped his clutches here. He didn't know
where either of them were heading, but he knew that they could cause trouble for him.
With only itself and the intruder in the the room and with no way past the twin-bladed attacker, the last
orc just screeched and thrashed at Tradden with its giant utensil.
[Orc #12: Move: W]
It waved its weapon with some skill, thought Tradden, seeing as it was just for stirring.
[Orc #12: Melee Weapon Attack – Great Wooden Spoon]
[Attack: 1d20+5: 23 vs Tradden's AC (19)] – hits!
[Damage: 1d8+3: 10]
The waving and thrashing must have been mesmerising — or it was the fumes, of
course — as the club hit the young fighter on his temple.
His first chop down was woefully mistimed, and the orc dodged with ease. Bringing his longsword around for a
chop at waist height, Tradden also looked to bring his shortsword in from the other side in a scissors motion.
Both blades bit deep — not enough to sever the creature in half, but good enough to take
it down.
[Tradden: Move: W, W, W]
With all the orcs in this room, which seemed to be a dead-end, gone, Tradden moved back out into the first
corridor again, stopping to take a deep breath of fresh air. As he did so he looked out onto the courtyard
where the battle seemed to have ended. He could see familiar faces, with none of them face down on the
stonework.
‘Hey!’ he yelled down, though it came out as a rasp as his throat still caused him pain.
‘Careful! I think the tunnel is trapped!’
Hearing, more than seeing, a crossbow bolt whizz past outside before there was a loud “clack”
ahead of a more visible feather-ended stick dropping back down, wasting no time, Tradden fished in his pack
and grabbed his rope. Blowing off the dust he silently thanked old Mr Ironfoot for insisting that he
appreciate the many uses of a figure eight knot.
‘You'll always find a use for a figure eight lad…’ he mumbled in a low voice as he
threw the loop over the jammed cog mechanism and pulled tight. Then leaning back towards the window, it was
mere moments before the thin hempen length was fluttering down into the courtyard.
‘Hey, stop messing around. You will hit them better from the inside!’ he chortled through the
window.
[Tradden: Move: S, S, SE]
Readying his weapons again, Tradden strode towards the next nearest closed door and took a deep breath,
mindful that there was still a lot to be done here.
[Tradden: Second Wind]
[Tradden spends a Hit Die and regains 1d10+8: 15 hit points] and [No longer Bloodied]
He then pulled open the door in front of him.
A waft of musty air hit the young fighter as he opened the door and the distinct odour of sweat and, well,
“creature”. It was hard to pinpoint. It didn't smell as bad as he thought it would, as he
guessed, from the cots lining the walls of the long room, that this was some sort of garrison barrack room.
It was neat as well — perhaps this was the chamber where the hobgoblins had rested rather
than the orcs.
The room was a couple of dozen feet wide and went back nearly fifty feet or so. There was room for quite a
few occupants here, but fortunately the room was empty at the moment. It was lit by lanterns high on the
walls, but other than that it appeared sparse and empty. Its only feature was another door in the far wall.
With only a moment's pause to reflect, Tradden left the door open and headed off to one of the other
doors in the corridor.
[Tradden: Move: SW, S, SE]
He stood slightly to one side of the door and flung it open, before peeking inside, just in case there was
an orc with a bow pointing at the door!
To his relief there were no further orcs, just a long and straight corridor going back fifty or sixty feet.
It was lit by candles in sconces on the left wall and there were two doors along the right hand wall.
[Tradden: Move: E, E, E]
Tradden padded forwards and opened the nearest door.
Before him was another barracks room, with cots lining the walls. Although there was the musty smell of the
room being lived in, the cots were tidy, though there was nothing else of note within the room.
[Tradden: Dash: W, W, W, NW, N, NE]
Turning, he headed back to where he had come from, pausing just outside the first door he had opened to
decide his next move.
Zero contemplated his options: climb a rope or enter a tunnel filled with murder holes. Neither was
particularly attractive. Figuring he'd be better off on higher ground and with Tradden beside him, he
rubbed his palms together and gripped the rope.
After a prudent tug, he leaned back, swung his feet against the wall and began to haul himself up.
[Zero: Move: Up, Up, Up, Up, Up, Up]
Despite his portly frame, the rogue was swift climbing the rope and soon found himself outside the window
from where the rope had been thrown. It looked like a tight fit, but nothing ventured, nothing gained and
he started to squeeze himself through.
Tradden heard loud puffing as he reached the open door and turned to see a red-faced rogue trying to squeeze
through the window. He seemed to be trying to pull himself through, without much luck.
‘Well, don't just stand there, you oaf!’ Zero huffed. ‘Pull me
through — my belt must be caught… or something!’
The rogue's eyes widened as he saw the corpses of the orcs strewn on the floor and his nose wrinkled at
the acrid smell. ‘What the…’ was all he managed.
With a chortle, Tradden moved towards the stricken rogue.
[Tradden: Move: NW, N]
‘Oh, sure Z…’ he said, grabbing a hold of the rogue's arm and part of his pack
shoulder straps. ‘…the belt.’ And with a heave it was easy work for the fighter to yank his
fellow human through, and indeed he pulled Zero into a standing position, before dusting an imaginary this
and that off his friend's shoulder.
‘There is,’ continued Tradden, ‘some odd stuff going on up here. For
instance, there's a cauldron of something icky and foul through that door.’ He thumbed back
towards the relevant archway and then noticed Zero staring at the various bodies on the floor. ‘Oh,
and there are still some orcs kicking around. Watch out for the ones with the spoons, they are really
nasty.’
With that, Tradden readied his swords again and then sauntered up to the next nearest closed door and flung
that one open as quietly as he could.
[Tradden: Move: NE, N, N]
Beyond the door was a tight corridor leading off to the east where it abruptly stopped at a metal door. The
floorboards here looked well used, smooth and polished, as though many boots had worn the boards to a sheen.
‘Hmm,’ Tradden hummed to himself before looking back at Zero and motioning towards the final,
unopened door.
Zero's senses were still somewhat assailed by the stench and having been unceremoniously hoisted
through the window, so he could only manage a somewhat confused, ‘…Spoons?…’ before
snapping back into focus.